“The Bey Mix” is pretty much everything.

WELL, HOLY SH**. Jay R Neutron, who should consider changing his stage name to DJ PURE AND UTTER GENIUS, has gone and unleashed the Beyoncé remix to end all Beyoncé remixes!

And no, Jay didn’t stop at just one song, adding more disco grooves to “Blow” or a predictable sick drop (bro) to “Haunted.” Instead, he slathered his ’90s-throwback vibes over nearly all of Beyoncé’s entire self-titled album!

(We’ll pause for a sec to let you process this and/ or regain consciousness.)